The eagle handler responsible for flying a live eagle around Stadio Olimpico before Lazio games is now out of a job after he shared entirely too much information about his penile implant surgery on Instagram.
Juan Bernabè has been the eagle handler for the team since 2010, but the club finally said enough was enough after he went on Instagram live to explain in terrifying detail all about his new button-controlled robodick.
“I had the surgery to increase my sexual performance because I’m very active. I need to ejaculate whenever I have free time. It was a wonderful surgery. I had it so I can perform like I
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