Donald Trump Jr. is pushing for a ‘steroid Olympics,’ because the world isn’t dumb enough already

In what’s bound to only be the 20th stupidest thing today, Donald Trump Jr. is making a multi-million investment into the “Enhanced Games,” which intends to be the Olympics on steroids, literally.

Casting aside the pesky shackles of things like “morals,” “talent,” and “fair play,” the “Enhanced Games” will embrace athletes who can stick as many needles in their ass as possible to compete while juiced out of their mind. It’s all under the guise of “freedom,” as Don Jr. puts it.

“For over 100 years, elites in charge of global sports have stifled innovation, crushed individual greatness, and refused to let athletes push the limits of what’s possible.

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