This British cheesesteak is the greatest insult to Philadelphia since Rocky V

It’s time to once again make you aware of British stadium food. This time it’s an attempt at a cheesesteak, and it’s going to be more effective at curbing your appetite than Ozempic.

If I saw this without reading the caption I’d assume this was a cross-section of Bart Simpson’s head. It’s impressive when you fundamentally have a sandwich consisting of three ingredients, and the only one you get correct is bread.

The meat, unchopped, is at best a frozen Steak-Um thrown on a dry flattop. Being England I assume it’s actually some sort of frozen doner kebab meat. Instead of cooking it together with the cheese to form

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